News Media Finally Settles on 'Qaddaffy Duck'

Desthpicable!With so many different spellings for the looney toon leader's name, at least a 112 according to ABC News, editors and readers are pulling their hair out trying to figure out which one is correct.  Hoping to put an end to all the confusion, news outlets have agreed to just refer to him as, "No More Qaddaffy Duck".  Apologies to the original screwball cartoon duck-tator who, upon hearing the news, was quoted as saying, "I've heard a lot of wise-quacks in my day, but this is really desthpicable!"  More...