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<!--Generated by Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.166 (http://www.squarespace.com) on Wed, 19 Jun 2013 23:07:01 GMT--><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"><title>World News</title><subtitle>World News</subtitle><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/</id><link rel="alternate" type="application/xhtml+xml" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/"/><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/atom.xml"/><updated>2011-09-18T02:26:13Z</updated><generator uri="http://five.squarespace.com/" version="Squarespace V5 Site Server v5.13.166 (http://www.squarespace.com)">Squarespace</generator><entry><title>Christo Commissioned for Cover of Fukushima Nuke Plant</title><category term="Christo"/><category term="Fukushima"/><category term="Japan"/><category term="TEPCO"/><category term="World News"/><category term="art"/><category term="artist"/><category term="contamination"/><category term="cover"/><category term="meltdown"/><category term="nuclear disaster"/><category term="nuke plant"/><category term="tourist attraction"/><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/8/24/christo-commissioned-for-cover-of-fukushima-nuke-plant.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/8/24/christo-commissioned-for-cover-of-fukushima-nuke-plant.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-08-24T08:45:37Z</published><updated>2011-08-24T08:45:37Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-right ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/8/24/christo-commissioned-for-cover-of-fukushima-nuke-plant.html"><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/storage/Christo%20Fukushima.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1315957604450" alt="" /></a></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 300px;">Fukushima with pretty blue umbrella</span></span>JAPAN &ndash; NHK announced today that the government of Japan and TEPCO have officially reached out to the enigmatic environmental artist to help turn the damaged Fukushima-Daiichi nuclear facility into a work of art.</p>
<p>Christo Vladimirov Javacheff, or &ldquo;Christo&rdquo; for short, is well-known for taking familiar landscapes and architectural landmarks and transforming them into visually impressive art pieces.&nbsp; Some of his works include wrapping the coast of Little Bay, Australia, as well as draping the Reichstag in Berlin.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s also noted for the valley of curtains stretching across the Colorado Rockies, and the umbrellas project in California and Japan, near the area of the accident no less.</p>
<p>The idea is the brain-child of several leaders within the Japanese government, who say they desperately want to improve the country&rsquo;s public image after the disastrous meltdown of several of its nuclear reactors.</p>
<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve worked with Christo in the past, and we look forward to working with him again to transform this unfortunate environmental catastrophe into a thing of beauty&rdquo;, said a spokesman for the Prime Minister Kan Naoto.</p>
<p>Certainly, the Japanese could use a little positive PR after what happened in the wake of the March 2011 tsunami.&nbsp; Almost 6 months after the disaster, radioactive material continues to spew into the environment, and with TEPCO&rsquo;s apparent inability to contain it, the area has become an uninhabitable wasteland, not to mention a blight on the landscape.&nbsp; An image makeover may be just what they need.</p>
<p>And the idea of employing an artist to drape the stricken facility is not all that far-fetched.&nbsp; In fact, when the monsoon season started in June, a fabric cover was used to protect the damaged buildings from heavy rainfall, albeit with a less aesthetic touch.&nbsp;</p>
<p>Christo&rsquo;s actual plans for the project have not yet been announced, so it remains to be seen what exactly he&rsquo;s going to do with it.&nbsp; Some have suggested he cover it with a large cloth emblazoned with the universal symbol for radiation, and use the opportunity to send a message about the dangers of nuclear energy.</p>
<p>However, the idea of making such a statement would probably go against the government&rsquo;s intentions of turning the area into a potential tourist attraction.&nbsp; And, as Christo has said himself, his artwork is purely for the joy and beauty of seeing familiar landscapes in new ways, not meant for anything with deeper meaning.</p>
<p>The project is slated to begin sometime around the year 2110.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Osama bin Laden as 'The Old Man and the Sea'?</title><category term="Old Man and the Sea"/><category term="Osama bin Laden"/><category term="World News"/><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/5/7/osama-bin-laden-as-the-old-man-and-the-sea.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/5/7/osama-bin-laden-as-the-old-man-and-the-sea.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-05-08T06:34:00Z</published><updated>2011-05-08T06:34:00Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/storage/Osama bin Laden and the Sea.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1316049047706" alt="" /></span></span></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Satan is Dead!</title><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/5/1/satan-is-dead.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/5/1/satan-is-dead.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-05-02T06:10:21Z</published><updated>2011-05-02T06:10:21Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Christians baffled as to why evil still exists in the world.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>U.S. Military Apologizes for Afghan Photos</title><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/3/23/us-military-apologizes-for-afghan-photos.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/3/23/us-military-apologizes-for-afghan-photos.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-03-24T03:37:55Z</published><updated>2011-03-24T03:37:55Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Promises from now on&nbsp;to only kill innocent civilians using air strikes and drones, so as not to further tarnish their carefully orchestrated image as 'Liberators'.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/the-kill-team-20110327">More...</a></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>News Media Finally Settles on 'Qaddaffy Duck'</title><category term="Daffy Duck"/><category term="Ghadafi"/><category term="Libya"/><category term="Qaddaffi Duck"/><category term="Qaddaffy Duck"/><category term="Qaddafi"/><category term="World News"/><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/22/news-media-finally-settles-on-qaddaffy-duck.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/22/news-media-finally-settles-on-qaddaffy-duck.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-02-23T04:56:15Z</published><updated>2011-02-23T04:56:15Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p><span class="full-image-float-left ssNonEditable"><span><a href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/news-bites/2011/2/22/news-media-finally-settles-on-qaddaffy-duck.html"><img style="width: 300px;" src="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/storage/Qaddafi%20Duck%20Logo.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1299395404687" alt="" /></a></span><span class="thumbnail-caption" style="width: 300px;">Desthpicable!</span></span>With so many different spellings for the looney toon leader's name, at least a <a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/theworldnewser/2009/09/how-many-different-ways-can-you-spell-gaddafi.html">112 </a>according to ABC News, editors and readers are pulling their hair out trying to figure out which&nbsp;one is correct.&nbsp; Hoping to put an end to all the confusion,&nbsp;news outlets&nbsp;have agreed to just refer to him as,&nbsp;"No More Qaddaffy Duck".&nbsp; Apologies to the original screwball cartoon duck-tator&nbsp;who, upon hearing the news, was quoted as saying, "I've heard a lot of&nbsp;wise-quacks in my day, but this is really desthpicable!"&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/World/2011/0222/Gaddafi-Kadafi-Qaddafi-What-s-the-correct-spelling">More...</a></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Berlusconi to Host 'The Burlesqueconi Show'</title><category term="Italy"/><category term="Jack Benny"/><category term="Silvio Berlusconi"/><category term="World News"/><category term="bunga bunga"/><category term="burlesqueconi"/><category term="sex scandal"/><category term="television show"/><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/11/berlusconi-to-host-the-burlesqueconi-show.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/11/berlusconi-to-host-the-burlesqueconi-show.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-02-11T09:41:21Z</published><updated>2011-02-11T09:41:21Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Mired in another sex scandal, Silvio Berlusconi tries to improve his image with a new variety show a'la Jack Benny.&nbsp; He'll tell jokes, play the upright bass, croon Italian love songs, and do the bunga bunga with guests.</p>
<p><span class="full-image-block ssNonEditable"><span><img src="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/storage/Burlesqueconi Show.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1316312750505" alt="" /></span></span></p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>The Most Interesting Man in the World Wins 'The World's Most Interesting Man Award'</title><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/3/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-wins-the-worlds-most-i.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/3/the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world-wins-the-worlds-most-i.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-02-04T07:34:07Z</published><updated>2011-02-04T07:34:07Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Again.&nbsp; <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/talk/2011/02/07/110207ta_talk_paumgarten">More...</a></p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Marvin K. Mubarak Will You Please Go Now!</title><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/3/marvin-k-mubarak-will-you-please-go-now.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/3/marvin-k-mubarak-will-you-please-go-now.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-02-04T06:24:47Z</published><updated>2011-02-04T06:24:47Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Egyptians take their&nbsp;inspiration from Dr. Seuss and chant: "The time has come. The time is now. Just go. Go. GO!&nbsp;We don't care how."</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Egyptologists Debate Mubarak's Future Pharaonic Nickname</title><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/1/egyptologists-debate-mubaraks-future-pharaonic-nickname.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/1/egyptologists-debate-mubaraks-future-pharaonic-nickname.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-02-02T06:58:26Z</published><updated>2011-02-02T06:58:26Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Historians and Egyptologists decide on how Mubarak's tyrannical legacy should best be remembered, by invoking the imagery of Egypt's dynastic past.&nbsp; After much contemplation and consultation with The Sphinx, the names have been narrowed down to: King Mubarakhenaten, Heavehotep, Snafu, Fubar, Da-Nile, and Kaput.&nbsp; Polling will take place soon to determine the winner.</p>]]></content></entry><entry><title>Mubarak Pleads for Just a Little More Time to Play Dictator</title><id>http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/1/mubarak-pleads-for-just-a-little-more-time-to-play-dictator.html</id><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.mcpocalypse.com/world-news/2011/2/1/mubarak-pleads-for-just-a-little-more-time-to-play-dictator.html"/><author><name>Juvenal Delinquent</name></author><published>2011-02-01T08:13:02Z</published><updated>2011-02-01T08:13:02Z</updated><content type="html" xml:lang="en-US"><![CDATA[<p>Citing his enjoyment at playing his favorite game, "king of the sandbox", President Mubarak asks the Egyptian people if he can stay up and play for just a few more hours.&nbsp; He then promises to take his toys and go home.</p>]]></content></entry></feed>