U.S. Government plays 'Whack-a-Mole' to combat online piracy

In a futile effort to combat file-sharing, the ICE (a division of the DHS) has begun whacking down websites suspected of copyright infringement. So far, the score is 70, 75, or 76, depending on who’s counting.

A spokesman for the ICE stated that officials have enjoyed the game although he said, “the little f—ers keep popping up everywhere, and in the frenzy several players have accidentally whacked themselves in the face with a mallet.”

No word on prizes given to winners with the most moles “whacked”.