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    TSA Announces Mass Hiring of Santas

    DateTuesday, November 23, 2010 at 8:19PM

    The uproar over the patting down of children has prompted the TSA to hire Santas to help with security.  The kids will get to sit on Santa's lap, and he'll find out if they've been naughty or nice.

    Terrorizing suspected terrorists.

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