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    Saturday
    Nov202010

    TSA exempts pilots from pat-downs

    DateSaturday, November 20, 2010 at 8:25PM

    After weeks of pressure, the Transportation Security Administration has agreed to exempt pilots from pat-downs and full body scans, especially those who don't know how to take-off or land the plane.

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