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    Monday
    Jun062011

    P90X Most Popular Workout Program in the House

    Muscle confusion applies to the brain as wellRep. Anthony Weiner decided to finally show off his results using P90X, the popular workout program that uses "muscle confusion" to go from regular to ripped in just 90 days. 

    Following in the the footsteps of fellow congressman Christopher Lee, who used the program himself to achieve amazing results, Rep. Weiner decided to take the plunge and use the revolutionary system of 12 sweat-inducing, muscle-pumping exercises to finally get the six-pack he'd always wanted. 

    "I can't believe the results.  Man, I wish I had this body when I was younger" said a clearly psyched and pumped Weiner, who added that he's planning on using his new body to pick up the kind of chicks he couldn't get in high school.  

    Both Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Speaker John Boehner praised the two young congressmen for raising the bar, and setting an example for others in the House looking to improve their fitness and nutrition.

    "The results achieved by Lee and Weiner clearly show that 'muscle confusion' works, and that all Americans could benefit from using such a program in the fight against obesity", they said in a joint statement. 

         

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