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    Feb112011

    Craigslist Congressman Says Photo Was Actually for P90X Ad 

    Backpeddling from his resignation over the recent photo scandal, former Rep. Christopher Lee now says the picture was meant to show off his results from using P90X, but accidentally got e-mailed to the "Women Seeking Men" forum on Craigslist. 

    "What I was trying to do was send my amazing results in to the P90X forum, but somehow got it mixed up.  I worked really hard on attaining my physique using 'muscle confusion', and I wanted to show it off", he was quoted as saying.

    "I don't know how it happened, except to say that I guess the 'confusion' part applied to my brain as well", he continued.

    No word on whether or not the wife of the "divorced" and "fit fun classy guy" will buy this explanation as well.  More...

    Reader Comments (1)

    That's hilarious. P90X has a way of making people take their shirts off.

    February 28, 2011 | Unregistered CommenterBrad

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