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    Thursday
    Nov182010

    FDA to alcohol beverage makers: remove alcohol

    DateThursday, November 18, 2010 at 8:32PM

    The Food and Drug Administration cracked down today on manufacturers of alcoholic drinks, giving them 15 days to stop adding alcohol to the products or stop selling them altogether.

    AuthorJuvenal Delinquent | CommentPost a Comment |

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