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    Mar222011

    Sammy Hagar Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens

    DateTuesday, March 22, 2011 at 12:21AM

    Admits that after flying around in their spaceship that he, "just couldn't drive 55 anymore."  Says the implant they put in his body was also found to made of 'Heavy Metal'.

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