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    Jan192011

    Goldman Sachs to Buy Facebook, Rename It "Cookedbook"

    DateWednesday, January 19, 2011 at 12:12AM

    In an effort to appease their rich and angry American clients after the fiasco of barring them from investing privately in Facebook, Goldman Sachs announces they'll just buy the social media giant instead and give it a name more applicable to the deal.

    AuthorJuvenal Delinquent | CommentPost a Comment |

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